She stays so thin because the tears of immigrant children are a diuretic.

Some writer in article about Ann Coulter described her (jokingly, or maybe not) as living on gummy bears and Diet Pepsi. This sounds so plausible to me. I 100% believe it is true.

I mean, they should at least be cutting a tiered cake with it, not a goddamn sheet cake.

You say this as if it shouldn’t be the norm.

Are they using a fucking sword to cut a cake?

Already came out & I think the 10% on Rotten Tomatoes says it all:

On a whole different note: Kate is still killing the dress game in India.

That’s ah... Damn. I mean... Shit. What?

I understand it too, which means I’ve gone totally insane.

There’s no problem in saying this while also noting that they’re the world’s leading cause of homicidal rage.

Jeez, let’s hope it doesn’t hurt her career. Who knows, she may have been in the running to play Robert DeNiro’s wife in an upcoming movie.

Didn’t Geoge Lopez dump his wife after she gave him one of her kidneys?

I assume that Ann Coulter doesn’t like eating in restaurants. Mexicans, legal or not, are the literal backbone of the food industry. True from McDonalds to French Laundry, so fuck your deportations Anne. Just because your diet isvodka, Marlboros, and hatred doesn't mean the rest of us want to live like you.

There was so much bitterness and righteousness in Anna Kendrick’s tweet. I’m so proud.

If we’re talkin wig wearers...

I mean, I get not every teenager/young adult is like this, but my god, BAN TEENS FROM MAGAZINES. Kylie, STOP MAKING PEOPLE YOUR AGE LOOK BAD. I know good young people exist. BUT YOU ARE MAKING IT SO HARD.

This one was my favorite (he he he)!

Zara doesn’t approve individuality

‘more regressive and racist than the goddamn us military, maybe’ Zara should buy a magazine and remember what decade they’re in.