Every time I go to chick-fil-a I say thank you like 15 times because they make those 16 year olds say “my pleasure” every fucking time and it’s hilarious.

If you do that and leave me less than 20% I put one cent less on the tip so it shows up as .99

Your service at restaurants will go way downhill.

I made the mistake of clicking on her twitter. I don’t like how much I now hate this random person I’ll never meet.

It’s actually a pretty fucking good take.

No wayyyyy. You just gotta look harder today cause there is so much shit available. I appreciate some old music and appreciate the influences but at some point you gotta just move on. Most Classic rock drives me insane at this point.

This is awesome. I really hate the debate between sports now and the past. People are better (more talented anyway) at everything. Not most people, and definitely not me, but all those dead and old people can suck a dick. Especially magic Johnson.

You must be fun to have at a party.

Cool bro.

I’d be pretty pleased with myself if that was the extent of my black outs. I say well done!

Me too. Watching that made me so happy.

Please go.

Girl needs to chill out. As far as I can tell he gave her a compliment. If I can “recognize” a girl by her biceps I do not consider that a good thing.

Good for second place.

Reading into stuff...my mind is blown.

If you’re an actual fan of the team you should care. Otherwise, I understand and would agree with you.

Ha! I had a better day than you did :)

If anyone is going to kill themselves (it’s sucks, but it will happen) go shoot this fucker in the face right before. Go out on a high note.

Holy shit ha

Is that actually his walk up music? I mean, white peoples should never say that word, but that is kinda a funny response by curt. First and last time I’ll ever say that.