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They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

Why don’t they just make the whole plane out of peppermint bark?

aw shit yall we got a trekkie ready to start some shit in here

Jesus. I’m 34 and grew up with Star Wars. I went to see the updated films in theaters in the 90’s. I cut school to see the first showing of Phantom Menace having bought the tickets 3 weeks in advance. I have the original VHS box set that I am NEVER getting rid of since it’s the BEST version. And I wasn’t the only girl

As someone who was abused by a prominent member of the BDSM community and deleted my social media accounts because I couldn’t handle seeing him praised as a “feminist”, I’m awed by Stoya’s bravery. I hope she gets all the support she deserves.

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.

No one ever asks me out

Jennifer Lawrence is literally all of us, just with better hair.

Leslie Knope said it best.

Made a somewhat convincing Christopher Lee if anyone is interested.

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

He “refuses” to participate in FC unless his rapist is holding his hands. I mean come the fuck on.

“New York state clinicians believe that D.J. has the mental capacity of a toddler.”

What’s better than Tom Hardy, you ask? TOM HARDY AND A DOG.

“We once had an uncle who was a literal Nazi but this baby between consenting adults is the worst disgrace this family has ever seen.”- The Queen, probably.

everyone has crush on Tom Hardy, don’t deny it Bobby

“It’s the biggest scandal the royals could ever face.”

he didn’t know they were driving until he followed them out.