This is wonderful. His thoughtfulness and generosity is amazing. I am happy for those three women as well. This is probably the equivalent of two months salary for them so it should come in handy.

Well, you tried.

First, I must confess that over the last few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is…

The 9:62 mark in a game is one the Lions fervently wish they’d seen.

Cause its getting people talking which is step one.

Slight disagreement. On this same night, Dems were sweeping through state legislative special elections and have been all over the country for months, many in dark red districts. Even when they’ve lost, they’ve improved massively.

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

This brings up the uncomfortable scenario where consecutive fans’ body width renders this act physiologically impossible.

“Why should I listen to you, General? You weren’t even smart enough to avoid military service.”

AH yes, the Ten Commandments guy. Really sad that Thou Shalt Not Be a Segregationist Theocrat With a Gun Fetish didn’t make Moses’ cut back in the day.

Checkmate, motherfucker!

Great, with the frequency of allegations each meriting a different post, he’s now qualified to be President.

That’s why I tune in, that elegant pregame pageantry. If everything isn’t just so— a member of the color guard slightly out of formation, the giant fucking flag not oscillating at the proper rate, the Blue Angels overhead not accompanied by the right music, the whole thing’s off and I crawl into bed a depressed sack…

That dumbass ought to pick this up then.

“Hey, we only needed 40 votes to obstruct Obama incessantly— what if we only need 40 votes to pass things?”

Doogie House, M.D.

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”

“...A Correct Call”

You really included Kanye? Thanks for the laughs!