He’s been fired up for 40 years ever since the release of Richard Pryor’s Bi**n*en*i*l *i*g*e*

People consumed by the now sometimes forget what a reprehensible pack of assclowns took office/control of the House in Newt Gingrich’s 1994 revolution, and how they were the seeds from which all gerrymandering, base-coarsening, and GOP stupidity and hyper-incompetence currently flower.

If only a terrible stand-up comedian were responsible, no, this was an actual House Committee Chair in the late 90s.

I can’t believe the judge also barred him from inheriting the Earth, that’s clearly beyond her jurisdiction.

“I am happy to report that the bread is stale and the circuses are depressing the children. Bring out the melons for the Vince Foster death re-creation!”

They were baldly hoping to sweep this under the rug so that the Administration wouldn’t have toupee for its mistakes.

What a Catch-22, if he doesn’t knock the strength coach out then the strength coach is fired for failure to get them kids strengthened and shit.

What were the odds that Louis CK’s manager looked exactly like Louis CK.

My connection with that universe ended on an Apple IIc about 30 years ago.

I’ve got some exciting scoops about upcoming changes in Austin cable access network programming, would anyone want to hear about it or should I rightly assume nobody outside of Austin would give a shit?

November Eastern Conference basketball! Feel the magic!

C’mon, you can’t live on Venus, the atmospheric pressure would squash you like a bug.

Or we could just watch Le Samourai and save heaps of time.

This post doesn’t have 11 .gifs in it, please withdraw, amend, and re-submit it.

Let him get his head right in Guantanamo, that’s where we put people who fail to act on industry scuttlebutt years in advance.

I haven’t heard one story about the road that’s humanizing rather than de-humanizing. You start with the toxic mental stew that would be your average 80/90s stand up comedian and then have their worst impulses enabled for decades. For instance, I heard comics I would have thought progressive back up Daniel Tosh and…

One day the world will be healed with facile triumphalism.

If comments aren’t fact-checked on tangential points society crumbles

The only Knicks-related article I want to see is a confessional “I Give a Shit About the Knicks. That Is My Cross to Bear. I am Sorry I Imputed This Shit-Giving Trait to You, the Poor Beleaguered Reader.”

I think one could transition into King of Hill/Futurama to cover 1998-2008, then Bob’s Burgers for now. I guess it’s the tyranny of having everything handy instead of compressed 10-to-a-tape to save money