It’s true, many people in mental institutions were driven there by high Amazon ratings. GET A FUCKING THESAURUS.

It’s true, many people in mental institutions were driven there by high Amazon ratings. GET A FUCKING THESAURUS.

Whenever I imagine a typical CBS viewer I can hear Grandpa Simpson yelling MAAAAATLOCK*. In terms of daring, non-anachronistic comedy, Chuck Lorre makes Fred Silverman look like Mel Brooks. I think that’s how it goes.

So no 4-disc deluxe boxed set for Pootie Tang?

H.L. Mencken was a smug misanthrope, and he had a few salient observations.

Any dunderhead or crypto-racist filling comment sections with Trumpian/Jonesian nonsense about respect should be simply directed to the thoughts of Michael Bennett, Sr., the military veteran Junior is honoring and who knows exactly what the protests are about.

Why not just cop to it, Roy, whites outnumber blacks in Alabama 2.5 to 1 and voting for a Republican still pisses off libs: those are the important things that will guide you to a double-digit win in that most dismal of states, even if you were a serial killer.

As somebody who himself is dull-witted and relatively unattractive, I endorse Daniel Clowes’ sentiment on the surfeit of cinematic and TV nonsense being vomited up in these Universes.

Hey, I didn’t come all the way over to Bum Fuck Omaha to see Violence Intervention and Prevention, I came to see some BASKETBALL

In all fairness, when Roy Moore was a teenager (the mid-1890s), the age of consent in Alabama was 11.

Snowball II (the pictured cat named after the Simpsons’ cat) loves being a feline alarm clock, standing on me in a triumphant pose at 5 a.m., and bits of pancake. His sister/litter-mate Maggie (the avatar photo) meows at me 5 times a day to turn on a faucet for her to drink out of because water in a bowl is wack.

I just can’t get upset about dumbshits any more, whether they appear on Fox or in a highly selective mailbag excretion. Quarantine and outnumber.

And then it wouldn’t be almost 20 years, it would be slightly over 20 years.

Not only that, but they haven’t been continually working together, the Dana Carvey show (other staff writer: Charlie Kaufman, believe it or not) lasted only 8 shows, and then I’m sure they went their separate ways.

“If they didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them. Fortunately several dozen show up and are often promoted comments in our more controversial threads.”

WHY is COLBERT not in the DOCK at THE HAGUE for this TRANSGRESSION

If only he were named Jeff Bozos nobody would take him seriously.

I guess I do get his frustration at the Democrats, how the fuck could you lose to Harding, Coolidge, and Hoover. Harding especially.

If he’s so great, why isn’t he alive and why isn’t his name spelled correctly.

One Crazy Summer and The Larry Sanders Show. Of course that’s 30 and 24 years old, respectively.

I can’t believe Piven’s already been busted down to a maitre d’.