“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Imagine that you meet a very old man who you eventually realize knows literally everything.

I want to frame this comment and put it above my co-worker’s desk. The one who always gets put in charge of training new people, but fucks off on Youtube all day and doesn’t get shit done, leaving it all for other people to do instead?

Just take the compliment!

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

D.B. Pooper

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

Psh. I could’ve beat those dogs.

The dogs aren’t doping this year

Let’s remember some chokers:

Not all coaches are able to leave their team at the beginning of a season in a lurch, amid scandal, while handcuffing the administration in to hiring their choice of successor. Then again, Barry Alvarez is only bad enough to work at one school. Go Green, beat Wisconsin 4 times to win a National Championship, talk…

“Oh, some special effects? Cool. ...Wait what in the actual fuck is going on here? Ok, that didn’t make any sense. Jesus this is lame. ...That’s it? That’s the end? What a waste of time.”

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

2/10 trolling effort. You’re registered on Kotaku, you’re not even trying.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Is it just me, or did embedded videos stop working the past day or so on Deadspin?

And with this new rule, his career will be taking a step back.

This is why all players should carry a basilisk fang with them at all times. Just in case.

I’ve wondered this same thing - I find their use of this word to be incredibly grating. I ran through the Deadspin’s archives in order to try see if I could find any answers. I ended up tallying the usage of the word by year and by author. Unfortunately, I didn’t come up with any concrete explanations for this trend,…