Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

“That’s can’t possibly be our client: he hasn’t hit anyone all year.”

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

Two goals in minute with Messi and Ronaldo on the attack? What, he couldn’t get Pele’ and Maradona on his team, too? Slacker.

Not sure what shower girl did, but middle two did nothing but shriek. Downstairs, you the real MVP.

another man arrived to assist Revis.

One of the Republican party’s traditional strengths is to take a single person and make them outrageous to the Republican base. In particular this works well with any sort of government assistance. People’s desire for fairness, and their attraction to the salacious make the 1 in 10,000 abuser of a system be…

I love the depth of his anger when his “ownership” of the quote just means it was said in front of him.

Did I just watch a video of a YouTube video? What is this witchcraft?

• Playgrounds: If all else fails, playgrounds are also a great place to workout. You have to get a little creative, but this video shows you how to get a monkey bar workout and this post from Nerd Fitness shows you how to turn a playground into your own personal gym.

“Fewer”
-Stannis Baratheon

“Hey, Lavar, any chance you’d be willing to give up one of your three highly functional Balls?”

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

Ask your parents.

Me and Adrian Peterson would have been dynamic.

Those numbers aren’t great or anything, but if I were a Vikings fan I’d rather have Vick on a one year deal than trade a 1st and 4th for Sam Bradford. And that isn’t even a hindsight is 20/20 situation, that trade was stupid in real time.