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Speaking from experience here... Clever abusers ALWAYS abuse behind closed doors while painting themselves as friendly and loving. Idiotic ones might have their abuse on full display, but it is entirely possible Depp’s staff was unaware of how he was treating her, if true. I don’t think Depp is particularly idiotic.

Isn’t that how domestic violence works?

+1... fuck those assholes.

I can relate. High on hash in college, I looked down at my watch and walked right into a huge metal lamp post on campus. I hit the damn thing so hard you could hear the whole post vibrate like a bell, “Boioioioioioioing.....”

The writers aren’t hanging around long, either. I liked Garrett. Where’d he go?

I’m so glad to find out I’m not the only one who understands the fight against “losing sleepiness”!!

I was messing around with a Vacu Vin — those wine saver jobbies that pump the air out of an open bottle of wine — and discovered that its suction properties meant I could attach it to my forehead. So I pranced around and shouted, “Look at me! I’m a UNICORN!” (there was drink taken). When the Vacu Vin came off, there

“No, Michael. I did not tell them you cooked your foot”.

You know a lot of fancy boat words. 

You seem hurt lol. Get a grip you fragile heterosexual.

The man who taught me what sex should feel like had a face like a brick wall, but I’ve NEVER encountered anyone who could do what he did since.

Do not hide your homophobia behind a concern for the BLM movement. This article is gross. Gay couples holding hands is not an announcement. It’s what couples do, and since I don’t see you taking offense to straight couples holding hands you and your homophobia can fuck off. 

I consistently got good grades through school and college, with little effort. My husband was held back in kindergarten and struggled through school, always considered “slow.”
He is so much fucking smarter than me in real life issues! He has emotional intelligence that I sorely lack and is able to navigate through life

Unfortunately...I would hit it.

(No, straight women are not OK it’s honestly the worst over here please send help.)

Way to gloss over the important part.

On the real though, the best sex I’ve had has always been with the dudes that aren’t necessarily classically handsome, but still exude confidence. I got dickmatized by this one dude about ten years ago that just by glancing at you would NEVER think it’d be like that. But it was, and I thought I might never make it out

Could not agree more. Clearly she’s just living her life and having a good time.

I’m about her age and if I was rich and single, I wouldn’t mind having my fun with any of them, lol.

I can’t wait for smartphone technology to enable an IRL punch to the face based on social media. Because every goddamn person on earth will get punched in the face all day, every day and realize it was all a giant mistake and refocus on curing cancer or some shit.

I hate to break it to you, but those are the Gardetto,s garlic rye chips (after I had eaten the pretzels and cracker pieces), and I save them for last because they are my favorite. They are all gone now.

You were there for her and you believed her. That matters.