I’m half expecting Bruce to be trolling all of us and the reveal will be something totally inconsequential.

“I’ve always known that, at heart, I was”

I’m questioning that part of the story. How did he fake his records?

SO. MUCH. CONCEALER. BOTH OF THEM. That’s gotta be exhausting.

"Cunt" isn't really gendered in England though it is a bit harsher than "twat".

That's what I was thinking too. "Twat" applies to both genders. "Bitch", "cunt" and "slut" are gender specific, but "twat" is not. And personally, I often combine "twat" and "cunt" and just call people (of both genders) a "twunt".

Melanie Blatt is english & in England "twat" isn't a gendered insult nor is it a particularly harsh one.

Fully greed. The Whore Score idea was the worst.

Honestly, I saw Kelly's exit as a tantrum more than anything. Maybe she did leave for noble reasons, but the spin I got was that she already didn't want to be there and she used the Zendaya thing as a easy out. I mean, power to you for leaving but I don't care. I give way more credit to Kathy was basically saying…

her husband looks exactly like every other white dude in the entertainment industry.

The minute someone declares that they are an artist like that, I either want to laugh or run far, far away. Real talent doesn't need to toot its own horn. Pretentious assholes do.

That is DELICIOUS

Fun fact: more people in NZ signed a petition to fire her than have bought her last album.

Funny the way the word "almost" works.

her husband looks exactly like every other white dude in the entertainment industry.

Yeah, the dude looks pretty sharp. Did her husband invent that look? If so, someone should tell Madmen that they are disgusting cheezy actors with no integrity.

I would not say they started out with "literally nothing." They were wealthy socialites before their fame.

like she would turn you into whatever you wanted, even if you're worthless at it

I think this is plastic surgery's endgame. It's a race for who gets there first!

Twenty-one years ago, this was the only Kardashian the world knew: