I read about yak-butter tea years ago. The thing is, the fine Tibetan folks who started the tradition of drinking it pretty much commute by hiking the Himalayas, where they need (and use!) every calorie they can get. Their good health and overall fitness has a lot more to do with being Sherpa than any hot drinks. …

Im sure there is a county fair in the midwest thats been doing this for years, then deep frying the stuff.

Less about the digestive system and more about shilling an expensive product with false claims.

mmmm gruel

Because if you're the one filling the envelope with glitter and mailing it, YOU ARE ALSO GOING TO HAVE GLITTER ALL OVER YOURSELF AND YOUR HOME. The genius of this service is it allows you to inflict craft herpes on others without being exposed to it yourself.

Wait a minute...there's no Bullshit Street in Fuckoffville.

Because politicians actually open their own mail.

This might be the best possible way to get back at the clean freak assholes in your life.

I have to admit, sending this to someone sounds pretty cruel.

Well. This is their response on the FAQ:

I have a theory that when civilization gets wiped out due to nuclear holocaust, the only things left roaming the earth will be glitterized cockroaches.

Big deal, I've been doing that through Amazon for years...

The joke ——->

Your body, in the course of the cleanse will also release heavy metals, plastics and other toxins, and the raw unsaturated fat will function as a carrier to rid your body of them for good.

We need some limits on puffery. First amendment be damned.

I am lactose intolerant. I eat ice cream for a colon cleanse.

Cool, you lost water weight. Your cells flushed water, but the fat's still there.. =/

The fact that Kippy's statement talks about unsaturated fat in their ice cream, when in fact the majority of fat from the coconut cream is actually saturated fat makes me question their knowledge, competency, and honesty.

What I'm interested in is your Lipid profile at the end of this cleanse.