That's not the first thing I think of when I hear "fappy" ...

That is the main problem for Samsung. They have to buy customers to buy their products.

Let's get ready to ruuuuuummmmmble!

"you're tacky and I hate you but you might sell magazines"

How much will her unretouched photos cost?

lololol colour balance, brightness, levels, these are all totally normal things to alter.

Looks like they did a pretty simple edit job. I've done more retouching on basic portrait work.

The worst part if the tag this post is under: Photoshop of horrors.

Jezebel has gotten mean and petty lately, and so have a lot of Jezebel commenters who fancy themselves above the the fray. The thread on how much better some commenters' writing is than the writer's of Jez, was just so...misguided and petty.

The $10,000 reward suggests they thought the images would be shockingly, outrageously edited, and worth an ~expose~ about how women like Lena aren't allowed to appear in their natural glory. The actual minor retouches, and grasping at "but this is still a lesson, kids!" are kinda womp-womp.

Wow. This is the ultimate in concern trolling.

This is so tragic. Poor little girl! I can't imagine the pain she's going through. I can't believe losing my parents at such a young age. I really hope that she's able to stay strong. I'm sure losing a parent is awful.

I hate this stupid thing. Someone please tell me where to get a house elf that will clean, cook, and do laundry, that is reserved for childless people.

Christ, I hate that thing so much.

Ugh, I can't imagine how irritating that is.

All you're going to hear anti-vaxxers say is that it is propaganda. What they won't point out is that all of their 'evidence' is anecdotal as well, or just plain wrong.

Mockbusters + confused grandparents = profit

Woah...13 robberies in Central Park over the course of the entire year? That seems astonishingly low, especially considering the seemingly countless Law and Order SVU crimes that occur in Central Park.

"But so far Reddit hasn't been able to stay consistently profitable even with all those people (yeah, you)"

Hey don't blame me. You lot are the ones finding all your stories on Reddit, I don't even need to go onto the website.

Just so you know, those people at Nordstrom work on salary +Commission, and all returns go against their commissions. I'm sure this is the case at other retail department stores, too. My cousin works there, and she tells me it's very disheartening to have people return things for no other reason than they got their…