What? no pigs blood?

Capitalizing Every Word Does Not Make You Seem Smarter. Please Stop.

Totally would, but only after the obligatory gag+ducktape

Sorry, this is totally random, but if you had replaced "But conceptually, it's just bored white people being dicks" with black/asian/hispanic, then wouldnt people be bitching forever?

hmm this is weird. I live in hong kong and most shampoos/soaps at thestore come with a pump regardless or whether they're high/low end.

also, referring to normal working class people as "poors"??? not cool. not everyone can flaunt brands like gucci, lv etc.

Thank you. That just about summed up this entire post.