There are tons of women who would date Tucker Max. So yeah, I’m gonna guess this jerk won’t be too hard up for companionship.

I’m sorry you’re going through this. It’s so difficult to deal with chronic issues and try to hold down a job. I have a terrible work history because, every time I get a job, things go well for six months or so. Then BAM! I’m in the hospital or having surgery. I lost the best job of my life because I was misdiagnosed…

When you go to the MVD, you have to answer seven or eight questions on a little screen that looks like a debit card reader. I don’t remember all of the questions, but they ask if your license has ever been suspended in another state, and they also ask if you have diabetes, epilepsy, or cardiac problems. I have…

Howdy, neighbor! We just moved here three months ago, so maybe it’s a new requirement? I actually don’t have a NM license yet because they are also super strict about giving licenses to people with health issues. Because I have high BP, they won’t give me a license unless I get a doctor to fill out a form saying I’m…

Sorry to be nosy, but did you say you are in NM? If so, it’s crazy to me how serious they are about DWI here. When we moved, we had to pay $15 extra (per person) to have a DUI check done in our previous state. And we see anti-DWI commercials all the time. Back home, you can have like five DUIs before the penalties get…

No kidding! I personally don’t think it’s cool to get wasted and act like a fool in public, but I don’t shit all over every article that mentions drinking or clubbing.

I’m not gonna lie; these parties are fun. However, after spending $35 each to attend one, we wised up to the fact that we can buy canvas and paint at Michaels for 50 percent off and have our own damn painting parties. One of my friends is an art teacher, so she already has tons of supplies, and she’s a way better…

I wish I had the money for Le Creuset. Sometimes I go on Amazon just to gaze at the beauty of the Le Creuset red dutch oven.

Thanks for the info. I’ll ask about it at my next doctor’s appointment. I know what you mean about the excitement of having a drug patent expire. They finally have a generic available for Plavix, and it’s available for $3.99/month at Albertsons. I wouldn’t be able to afford the brand-name drug, so I lucked out on the…

My mom is an amazing cook, which was awesome when I was growing up and terrible now. I keep telling her she should have fed me garbage as a kid so I could be better at tolerating other people’s cooking now. My MIL made pierogi and fish for Christmas Eve. I swear I am not a picky eater; everything was just terrible!…

Hey, we’re neighbors! (I’m in Albuquerque.)

I never played Sonic when it was new. I just happened to download it on the Wii Virtual Console. I have Super Mario 1, 2, 3, and Lost Levels; Donkey Kong Country 1, 2, and 3; Lolo 1 and 2; Sonic 1 and 2, Pac-Man, and a few other odds and ends. They were all about $5 to $10 each in the Wii store. If you don’t have it…

I’m very picky about games. Basically, if it’s not a game that involves jumping around and collecting coins, I’m not interested. So I play a lot of Super Mario Bros. and Sonic the Hedgehog.

I want Super Mario Maker SO DAMN BAD, but I only have the original Wii, and I heard a new console is coming out in 2016...so there’s probably no point in buying a Wii U at this stage of the game.

I don’t care about anything my exes are doing, but I sure would like to mail a box of manure to my FIL’s second wife.

We had a really nice Christmas. My mom made me a quilt and also sent a $100 Amazon gift card (which I used to buy 34 pounds of cat food, 50 pounds of cat litter, a utensil crock, and a couple of Kindle books). My mother-in-law surprised us on Wed. by taking us to Macy’s to pick out our own gifts. I figured she’d tell…

I have not tried Lyrica. My mom tried it (she has an autoimmune disorder, but they have not been able to give her an exact diagnosis; she has joint nodules, terrible joint pain, ongoing fatigue, etc., so possibly RA, but her rheumatoid factor test was normal), and she keeps telling me not to try it, it’s so addictive,…

We just had to cash in my husband’s meager 401(k) to avoid having our car repossessed. Turns out we just need to turn into total assholes, and money won’t be an issue. Ugh.

If their house is anything like the one in which I grew up, there’s a coal bin somewhere. Ours was in the basement. When the coal truck came, he’d back up to the side of the house and put his chute through the small window in the basement wall. The coal would go directly from the truck into the bin, and it would last…

I honestly don’t understand it. My parents (my mom is 59 and my dad just turned 60) have done a total 180 and turned into Fox-News-loving Tea Partiers within the past few years. The things they say blow my mind, mostly because I was not brought up that way. When I was a kid, they taught me that everyone deserves…