About no one in particular.

Oh, Florida Woman, is there anything you can't/won't do?

A stripper-costume designer who has no problem exploiting the system for free chicken to feed to the animals at the shelter where she volunteers. I like the cut of her jib. Her doubtlessly tiny, be-sequined jib.

Years ago when I was a baby office drone, my bank advertised that if you ever had to wait more than 10 minutes in line, they would give you $10. Every payday I would rush to the bank on my lunch hour, check the time and wait. I got that $10 almost every time - paid for the first pitcher at payday happy hour.

She can name herself Optimus Mother fucking Prime if she wants. With what she survived she's earned the right to cope however she feels necessary, and if a floral name is the worst of it then who cares?

You left out the best part: she's enrolled in cooking school. :D

My senior prank was eating the entire faculty and pooping out their bones in the shape of our school mascot.

That moment when you're both delighted, and confused, that none of the grad schools you're applying to are on this list.

I wouldn't take it so personally, it just means that people who went to your alma maters were willing, after what I assume was an awful internal disciplinary hearing situation, to continue to try to get themselves a little justice. Believe me, my alma mater should be up here too. I was a sexual assault advocate on my…

That's a way to put a positive spin on things.

Butte-Glen Community College was all psyched for a second when someone told them that they, Harvard, Princeton and Dartmouth all made the same selective list of 55 schools in the country.

We need to recognize that the reason these schools are on the the list is not because sexual assault is a greater problem in their student body than at other schools, but because their students and professors are more out spoken advocates.

So interesting how this list shows every kind of college where this is a problem - we get everything from your community colleges to your PAC-10 to your "fancy-schmancy" Ivy leagues and everything in between. If anything, I think this list goes to reinforce the fact that rape is a problem in every segment and…

I'm actually glad to see my alma mater on here. Maybe this will force them to get their damn act together!

Here are some things to think about before waxing lyrical about the damage that pregnancy can do to a man:

Nothing accounts for Texas.

You get to be in the company of women without having to pay for it. Pipe down.

So he's "against killing babies," but fine with threatening to kill the mother of three of his children in front of those children. What a (violent, misogynist) hypocrite.