The photoshop on the black one near the butt is truly out of this world.

Based on racial power dynamics, you cannot blackwash (in the same way you cannot whiteface - white people benefit from their whiteness, while almost all other people do not benefit from their non-whiteness). Making more room for actors of color and not just white dudes is crucial. White people are, by far, over…

Also belated happy May 13 birthday to me, this is fucking amazing.

Tilda classy AF.

Your victim blaming game is strong today.

Thank you, Captain.

It is time to change your number.

My fear for you is that she would take over your wedding. Not necessarily with her presence, but your fears of what will happen and how to get around her difficult personality.

Oh my god, your user name is giving me life.

Thank you for all your words today, Jezebel.

You can’t logic your way out of feelings. Life doesn’t work that way. Part of raising children is teaching them the emotional maturity to deal with tough issues - and teaching them NOT TO BULLY.

TOO LONG!

Yeah, “hacked,” as in “He can’t hack it as a public official or a decent human being.”

END THE DROUGHTLANDER.

I’m so sorry for her loss, and yours. My good friend died on Thursday, and yeah, this whole day has been so surreal.

Fuck cancer.

Presidential, indeed.

Bobby, they won. They made their commercial so horrible and memorable that you remembered it. You hated it so much it won’t leave your brain. That is effective advertising! THAT IS THE GOAL.

So did the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They’ll morph any band these days.

I literally just squirmed in my seat that was so awful. UGH.