I love this story.

Jesus fucking Christ. They realllly hope women go back to coat hangers, don’t they? Banning legal abortions won’t stop abortions - it will kill MORE women.

Thank you for all your words today, Jezebel.

Enough of these stories have cars falling in and people dying in sinkholes, so I’m glad to read one where nobody has been injured. I’m taking that as a win today.

You can’t logic your way out of feelings. Life doesn’t work that way. Part of raising children is teaching them the emotional maturity to deal with tough issues - and teaching them NOT TO BULLY.

TOO LONG!

Yeah, “hacked,” as in “He can’t hack it as a public official or a decent human being.”

END THE DROUGHTLANDER.

I’m so sorry for her loss, and yours. My good friend died on Thursday, and yeah, this whole day has been so surreal.

Fuck cancer.

Presidential, indeed.

My favorite:

Kudos to them for doing something they love together.

Bobby, they won. They made their commercial so horrible and memorable that you remembered it. You hated it so much it won’t leave your brain. That is effective advertising! THAT IS THE GOAL.

So did the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They’ll morph any band these days.

I literally just squirmed in my seat that was so awful. UGH.

NO, BOO BERRY FOREVER

Nailed it. Literally.

Well, fuck this guy in particular.

I know. Why is it so difficult to understand that we will eat up this merchandise?