Really? I think that is one of the most attractive things on anyone, anywhere. I know it’s not about my boner, but knowing someone smiles a lot just says so much about them.

Honestly, that’s my opinion too, and I’m in Denver. Or you’re an older dude who sprays it on like it’s sunscreen.

This is a tip from me to you: if you are in need of the most kickass lip balm on the planet that will help bring your dry, chapped lips back from the brink of death, get you some Jack Black Intense Therapy Lip Balm. It has changed my life. Lipstick looks like less of a joke now. So. Wonderful.

Don’t, it could probably use a wash. :P

I truly believe that the one sport I excel at beyond all others is bouncing on a trampoline. I have two legs, decent balance, and a ton of hubris.

Right?? How easy is that to do? Star Wars adult party: ON!

I’m kinda pissed you didn’t invite me, tbh. I want one of those cookies.

I’m laying down the truth over here!

We’ll just push buttons on them, hoping something finally works, much like our vibrators

That is an affront to actual good boobs.

This article? Baller.

Cup stacking: the only sport where the phrase “in your cups” means you probably did well that day.

For sure I thought this would have been Portland.

I hope this type of things sets the bar for other states. We need this everywhere!

Dammit, all my favorite shows had musical episodes. *sweeps self into Buffy/Xena trashpile*

The inclusion of Wilson Phillips’ “Hold On” is everything to me.

It’s like the musical episode of your favorite show: weird but fun, wouldn’t want it every day, and back to business next week.

Sometimes only a few minutes after it was on the way in.

These writers are usually forced to cover golf, and if that’s not some kind of fetish, I don’t know what is.

You are old and grumpy, but we’ll forgive you just this once.