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I’ve gotten to the point where I make up stories to my Lyft drivers. If we’re going to the airport, I always mention how my mom is watching the dogs (even if they’re really going to daycare). If I’m going out for the night, my husband or our roommate is home.

I think it’s because school requires so much reading already. I went to library school and for 3 years did not step foot in a library for my own pleasure or to check out a book for me. I barely read anything that wasn’t school-related. But after graduation? Back to reading everything in the world!

This is exactly me too. I never enter VATS. Hell, I never even take my power armor out. I find it really increases my enjoyment because I’m working for it!

Is Ben Carson really insinuating that the dead children he just killed will love him later? Am I reading this right?

Idea: if you don’t like “adulting,” don’t say it! It’s never been about some kind of congratulations when I’ve said it to my husband - sometimes it’s just, y’know, FUN?

Hey, my vault-dweller won’t level herself.

I came expecting some kind of contraption that hid most of the person from view, but realized it was just a chair with quiet space. Kinda disappointed.

Anecdotal, but I’ve dated guys who, from time to time, didn’t feel like it that night. Maybe YOU wouldn’t turn down sex at any point, but there are a lot of people in this world with a multitude of other things going on, and sometimes men don’t want sex RTFN.

Someone else probably DID read this and has the same magical, convoluted thinking the rep does. Terrifying.

This is true for Coach too. They hand out all those coupons at their outlet stores and for the most part they’re just discounting shit they created to be discounted.

Do you even understand how sexuality happens??

One’s ability to memorize vs. their ability to think critically are mutually exclusive. He really can be that dumb.

Anecdotal, but I worked with one. They are among us.

Sorry you got caught, bro!

I’ve found I have to pay attention to my introvert nature and make sure I’m getting enough alone time. Since I’ve learned that about myself, I find I have lot more fun going out!!

MTE.

Oh, I completely hear you. I just find people complaining about how others interact with the news and the world around them (on a non-harassing level) to be ridiculous.

Darn those other people reading newspapers, eschewing getting their news from the pony express!!!!

OH, YOU

Recipe, now.