Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

Remember he balanced the budget by doing things like cutting funding for HIV/AIDS treatment and prevention which lead to a massive HIV crisis in the state of Indiana.

Okay, so a balanced budget in his state? Great. So we’re clear, 49 states require balanced budgets. So . . . congratulations, Mike Pence?

I screamed at my TV at that point. Now I need to apologize to my TV.

Hopefully this will send independents and bernie supporters over to Hillary.

I love that his proof is that two thirds of smokers don’t die from smoking related diseases. I’m sorry, is there another habit I can pick up that has over a 30% chance of killing me? I guess alcohol if I take it really seriously.

I’m afraid it’s a) 2000 and b) tobacco.

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.

Normally...but 2016 is a leap-year.

Normally...but 2016 is a leap-year.

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

“...because we’re all out of jaguars.”