There was this time a guy tried to tow the Goldwing I sold him from the trunk of an old Toyota Tercel wagon? That didn’t work so we had to do this...

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Well at least the Steelers have one person good at kicking.

Ernie Adams stopped taping the Dolphins signals after his decoder told him to “drink more Ovaltine.”