I agree with Trump making MAGMA. Make magma flow all over the world until it is nothing but a burnt husk. Let the magma burn away all signs of man. Curse the magma as it marches across our lands. Watch the magma consume those that anger it, those that disobey it. This is the future we deserve.

1. I don’t think we needed almost 2,500 words on this topic, especially after we’ve had what feels like weekly updates on Barca’s summer transfer activity. Give it a rest, there are other soccer teams in the world.