“Can’t shop around for mortgages because rates change and no one will tell you rates I hate you all”

Ugh, honestly, if you’re taking medical advice from whomever answers the phone at a weed dispensary you really should rethink your birth control options.

My husband grew up in western Europe eating only home cooked French-inspired meals, but now he looooves American trash food I make (biscuit pot pie, hamburger helper, taco casserole, mayonnaise chicken)

Yeah, she says “Those four ingredients: a stick of butter” and then lists 1/4c

Is it 1/4 c or a stick of butter?

Not into granola, but a savory sweet brittle (or super chunky granola with a little more crack) for the next party does interest me. Kind of like the saltine caramel brittle thing all over the internet.

Calm down snowflake. If it helps I think it’s your rage issues that had you rejected from your application to work at Red Lobster, not your age or race.

Maybe the type of 50 year old white guy who has every privilege but still is applying to work at Red Lobster as a manager is just not someone you want ordering around your female and minority staff working for minimum wage.

This is kind of a “no shit” study as every google search or conversation with a professional about conception starts with a healthy lifestyle. Eating less than 3 pieces of fruit a month is a strange, arbitrary standard to study because anyone eating that little fruit is likely unhealthy in a ton more ways that would…

“We all deserve to buy beautiful things, just because.”

When I have leftovers of a specific ingredient I will start googling around and see what recipes I can find. Without fail, Martha Stewart recipes always have the lowest scores based on user votes. Maybe her readers are picky, but I think it is a pretty good sign that she’s not actually a good cook.

Recently I ate some sriracha peas from Daiso in my office and my boss thought there was a natural gas leak from the smell and asked the company for a crew to investigate. I kept quiet that it was my peas as I tied off the trash bag under my desk and threw some papers on top...

That’s great...if you don’t have a family. I want to be able to visit my parents, nieces, and nephews as much as I can and living abroad would make that a pain. I don’t have a problem with the idea of raising my kids abroad as my husband is an immigrant, but for some people that’s also a big consideration.

I think that’s key: you can’t know something was prepared properly. Fresh juice is susceptible to listeria growth because many commercial stores/shops use plastic cutting boards, juicers are difficult if not impossible to clean properly, and much fresh fruit is cut days in advance so if there is any contamination, the…

As far as I can tell, every legitimate medical society advises not to touch alcohol during pregnancy. Some recent studies suggest it might be OK in the first trimester (based on women self-reporting after their baby is born which is not reliable at all), but during the first trimester you haven’t fully developed a…

As a paranoid pregnant lady, I think she’s being a bit much to be so upset. Some preggos have a beer every night (it’s a new thing apparently that we’re allowed to drink?).

It is one of the few places I’ve been that is actually as gorgeous as every picture makes it seem. No filters or lighting needed, it’s perfect.

Last time we splurged and bought dinner at a theater, it was $40 extra dollars for tepid limp fries, a soggy BLT, and an under seasoned chicken sandwich with cubes of cantaloupe. I will not buy my food from a theater on top of the $25 tickets when they can’t ever seem to get it right. Heck the only time they get it…

Even getting a little tipsy in a lot of situations is not great from driving home, to cosleeping risks when drinking, to just general lessened attention span. These concerns are more present with younger children, but when I hear about the suburban mommies (usually coworkers’ wives) who all get together to drink for a…

I do drink and noticed this a couple years ago becoming obnoxiously omnipresent. I agree that a lot of people do other activities as an aside for drinking and spend other evenings still drinking as the main event. No one is forcing us to buy alcohol at these events but to me it’s less fun when everyone is disengaged…