I’m torn between feeling awful for you and angry at you for buying her a gift.

This happened to me. And I DID get confronted about it.

One of my best friends, a gay man, can fit a HUGE banana entirely into his mouth and throat. His ability to suppress his gag reflex is a marvel. He sometimes does classes for women who want to master the art.

Chicago doesn’t need a Katrina to blow it away, but it’s certainly not fine either.

Well according to the blind gossip sites all male actors are closeted gays. So the odds that they did hire someone from the LGBTQIA community are pretty good.

OH GOD! Jurrasic Park Jeff Godblum was fabulous. That scene when Jeff is leaning on that table, sweaty and leering and tore up, my girlhood crush on Tom Cruise died like Goose.

Yep. Jeff has always done it for me since I was a 7 year old watching JP for the first time.

It was absolutely the best decision I ever made. I was reading Winters’ story and it sounded basically exactly like what happened to me. One month I was getting made fun of for having a flat chest, and three months later I suddenly had these huge boobs (and allllll kinds of awful purple stretch marks). I’m so happy…

Good for her! My friend got a breast reduction and she always says it was the best decision she ever made. Plus it was covered by insurance, since for back pain reasons it was considered a medical necessity.

She claims she was drugged and also that she went to the hospital to report the rape and be examined the next day. Presumably she was given a blood test during during the examination to check for date rape drugs, since that’s standard procedure in cases like this. So can she clarify that the hospital found traces of…

A re-enactment of how this went down:

I’m really sick of people suddenly deciding to be offended by the word “commit.” I’m honestly just really sick of people deciding to be so offended by things that are not even remotely offensive in general. Why are you equating “commit” with “committing a crime?” Commit is just a verb. People are allowed to commit…

“...and demanded that all women who had ever had an abortion be immediately impregnated to make up for it were he elected President..”

That’s how you know he’s bad.

girl should have spent that time fixing her fucked up eyebrows instead of involving herself in social protests she doesn’t have the knowledge or intelligence to understand.

Nah, more Hansel:

Can’t tell if this is mental issues or affluenza. I’m going with the latter since he tried to set his father’s dad’s death up to look like a suicide. And why is he getting all that food at his arrest?

On cheat day you get an extra 400 calories, 24 g of fat and a family homicide of your choice.

BRB changing all of my profile “about me”s to say “gorgeous loner”