Ok, I stopped scrolling when I saw that picture. I think it was the suspenders that got me. And I’m a big fan of B&W photography. And, hand-bras. And that expression...Oh god.

I don’t believe in banning books, but I also don’t believe in giving awards to something like this. Everything is allowed, but not everything should be applauded.

This. Night Porter is the first thing that popped into my mind. I don’t understand the outrage about this book: so she’s Jewish and has a crisis of faith, and? So she falls in love with a Nazi and? Sure it’s fucked up but it’s not antisemitic or any of that. What’s the big deal?

I’m going to try to get this in before all of the “OMG this movie glorifies statutory rape/pedophilia” comments take over - I am one of the (I assume) few for whom this film isn’t “beyond the realm of most peoples’ teen experiences”. As a teenager just 2 months over the age of consent in my state, I lost my virginity…

I don’t want to give away too many of the plot intricacies, but I was talking to my Gawker coworker Rich Juzwiak about this and he put it really well, saying that the movie isn’t so much about punishing the dude as it is about making sure that Minnie is okay. Which, imo, is much more important.

Yeah, what’s with paying somebody good money to have them shape and paint your fingernails into Chiclets? I don’t get it.

More to the point, I just don’t believe that Woody Allen is a rapist. He’s not Cosby. He’s not even Polanski. I truly believe in “not all men but ANY man.” But I’ve just never heard or read anything that makes me think Woody Allen is actually a rapist. I’ve always thought that Farrow and Allen’s accounts of their…

• Michael Bay

LOL!

Occasional professional actor here. Three words: Follow. The. Money.

I personally think that it’s unfair to ask actors to decline Woody Allen films when we don’t ask them to turn down opportunitites to work with any of the other celebrities who have done heinous things.

I’m officially naming Freediving The Worst Sport In The World. What is fun about holding your breath?

Blake Lively speaking hyper-intellectualized Woody Allen dialogue is the funniest thing i can imagine, I’m very excited.

OR the whole thing was made up, none of it actually happened, and she and her team had a laugh at it and said, “Go for it, that’s amusing”

Your entire final paragraph and, indeed, reason you wrote this piece is based on the fact YOU didn’t like the album and ASSUME the writer didn’t either.

Yeah, my lesbianism is just a bit of fun I'm having before my husband comes along. Till then it's nothing but finger banging and rainbow filled skies!

It’s sad, but not at all surprising. I’m a small business owner, and many of my suppliers are men. About a year ago I created the alias ‘Dick Berns’ to use in purchasing. Since then I’ve found that on average my orders ship 2 days faster and cost 6% less when the person on the other end of the transaction thinks that…

That may not stop the cheating. Just sayin’.

Didn’t help Maria Shriver, though that was a maid not a nanny.

Rossdale’s hair has been grossing me out for almost 20 years already!