Batali’s a true scumbag, but for whatever I wasn’t overly surprised when this shitty side of him came out. He can fuck off and stay that way as far as I’m concerned.

Batali was the first chef I really started following; Molto Italiano was the first cookbook I ever purchased. Besides my mom and grandmothers, he’s the first “teacher” I ever had when it came to cooking and I feel like I still approach recipes — or cooking off the cuff — with the mindset I evolved from reading Molto…

I know this may come as a surprise, but not everyone makes great money despite busting their ass at their dead-end job for 20 years. There are LOTS of people who don’t make great money, and thus struggle to do much less than go on a 19 day vacation.

how tf do you think $200/night, let alone $200/night for 19 nights is normal for normal people? How fuckin delusional are you?

My go to’s at TJ are the produce and cheese sections which have more variety than the 2 chain supermarkets near me. 

People eventually tire of nothing but shrimp.

Judge Kara Brown! loved Shade Court

and shade court!

They shut down Splinter during the most important election of our lifetime and then they shut down Jez when their coverage of reproductive freedom could not be any more essential.

Wow. That just hit me like a punch in the throat. Devastated for the staff, their families, and these who genuinely engaged with the site over the years. I’ve been commenting for about ten years now. Jezebel has been part of my daily online life for a decade. Ugh.

I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

BOOOOOORTLES!!!

What the hell were they waiting for? It’s like when Zeppelin got sued over Stairway to Heaven. If you’ve waited this long to bring a lawsuit, too bad, you missed your chance.

Weirdly enough, as I was reading this and before checking the videos, I somehow confused the two songs. I pictured Carey singing the Valiants version and vice versa. Took me listening to them to get it correct.

I feel like the Vince Vance version is the “All I want for Christmas is You” we have at home.

Seems like Christmas lawsuits are coming out earlier and earlier every year.

Funny you mention this but over the weekend I listened to Mo Rocca’s Mobituaries podcast, because apparently I’m 100 years old, and it was about famous people who died on the same day. The biggest one Rocca covered was Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson — Michael completely bumped her out of the news cycle, as you…

Some people can walk and chew gum at the same, but lots of people can’t.

Caring about what Cox has to say is definitely at the bottom of my list, but I’ve seen a lot of people slam coverage of Perry dying as if the only thing that should matter in the world is what’s happening in Gaza. Apparently people can’t care about multiple things at once.

I watched The Whole Nine Yards with Willis recently and man, could Perry hold his own. He had the perfect fish out of water interactions with Bruce and Michael Clark Duncan and his affable natural charm was believable in the budding romance with Henstridge.