"today's call do discuss her anointment" hahah wtf?

I know! I felt like they were kicking a real dog :(

I can haz fake hand

He's gonna need one pretty soon

it's kinda creepier without the head honestly. Especially when it's kicked and it skitters around I freak the f**k out

"some of us now present may yet to live to eat with forks and spoons composed of aluminum on aluminum dishes, food cooked in aluminum utensils upon an aluminum stove, and possibly while seated on aluminum chairs in houses or ships composed of the same metal."

not really he kinda moved out of the way himself and only as the car was passing did he move his left arm toward her.

I had the exact opposite experience. The cable guy came out to install TV and Internet but they mailed me the phone modem :)

i feel your pain bro! Cocmast and VZW both have terrible customer service

You want COX in your living room huh? Let me reiterate: HIPS AND NIPS WANTS COX IN HIS/HER LIVING ROOM!

Man Cocmast's customer service was terrible! I had them back in MI and they would over-charge and give you tortuous explanations for why the billed you so much. I have TimeWarner now and though their customer service is pretty good, their selection SUCKS (no ESPN3, more spanish than English channels etc).

Ummm won't you need the cable guy to come set up your internet conection so you can use your xbox anyway?

"...AN electronics-blasting stealth...."? yeh the quality of spelling/grammar makes it seem like most editors went to English school in North Korea :D

Oh I thought it was this fossil

aww man most russian young people i've met seem to be really really nice!

I guess they're not Chicken Kiev! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa

Thanks for the link. That is excellent!! getting it now. thanks again!

I fucking shit you not here is a picture of the owner Zahir Rana. Coincidence or DISGUISE?

So I decided to try Bing and Cat Piller kept bringing up Caterpillar the heavy equipment maker :) finally got it straight with cat piller medicine

what grinds my gears is that the errors I pointed out are still up in the article!