This is the epitome of "please give me a cookie for finally joining the latter half of the 20th century..."

The tweet responses are great...

Betches ain't shet but haws and trecks.

So I posted about this on Groupthink, too, but I don't love this.

‘Stop fornicating, ladies, and obey God’

I don't wanna hate anything the WBC hates, so I'm now officially into Taylor Swift.

Hmm... "foot up your ass... But I'm sure you'd enjoy it" is both homophobic and rapey.

I freaking LOVE beards. And if it's a beard/glasses combo, my panties hit the floor.

Because our media are ridiculously fucking racist.

Why do people keep talking about free speech when they clearly don't know what it means, and have apparently never actually read the First Amendment? Did the government force The Food Network to opt not to renew Paula Deen's contract? Did some federal agency demand that Smithfield and QVC and Walmart and Target all…

No one is censoring Paula Deen. We are, in fact, doing the exact opposite, transmitting her speech far and wide so that it may roam free across the Earth.

Can we also stop pretending like every fetus hypothetically conceived is a precious, precious resource that will definitely benefit humankind in immense ways if allowed to grow to term and be born?

Next time someone tries to scoff at the idea of "mansplanation," I'm going to direct him (or "her," but let's be real about who generally pushes back against the term) to this. A respected female politician filibustered her ass off, earning the respect of viewers nationwide (and maybe internationally) by speaking…

Charles Manson was also born to a teenage (16) mother. I guess it's unfortunate we didn't learn from that example.

Wait — doesn't that make Wendy the ideal person to talk about abortion rights?

Me on Facebook in response to my Aunt posting "If it were reversed, this never would have been an issue" (This was part of a LIKE page for Bring Paula Back!)

I can't the words in my speaking place.

No mere mortal can play Wendy of House Davis.

I freaking hate "only god can judge me". That's just an excuse to do whatever the fuck you want.