I hope that your mom finds peace in whatever way she can.

Why did you post these shoes? I don't have any money right now! Yet somehow I have three pairs of shoes in an online cart!

Yeah, and unless she was actively trying them on or rubbing her body fluids on the dresses, which is gross even if you don't have Ebola, they're all probably fine. Or at least I would hope.

The bride I'm working for (she'll be my friend again next Sunday) took me on a 6 hour shopping trip to look at dresses. This was after at least two nights going over catalogs together. And we still didn't find one she liked. So, yeah, it's possible. Sad, right?

Maybe it's because I haven't eaten in three weeks in order to squeeze into a bridesmaid dress next weekend, and now am delirious, but I just spit water at my screen when I read the phrase "Ebola Bride." Thank you.

I like to think of the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas as the time I know I WON'T get engaged. I've told my boyfriend if he tried it around the holidays I'll just say no. Too much stress at that time of year! I have enough to worry about when it comes to coordinating how we're going to make it to 3…

Ugh. So creepy. And it still took the jury a whole hour to deliberate? I would have been like, "Nope, it's cool, we can just vote right here and save you the trouble. Guilty. All agree? Yeah, thought so."

So that he has an excuse for the why the tattoo looks like shit?

Not a script like this. A new script, yes, that's what the preview process is for. I've worked on shows where entire scenes have been cut or re-written after a weekend of previews that received luke-warm audience reception. However, this isn't a "New Version of Speed-the-Plow" but actually "Speed-the-Plow" So,…

But first preview is usually preceded by weeks of rehearsal in the rehearsal room, followed by even more time on stage in tech and dress rehearsals. I have never worked on a production where the actors are not required to know their lines within the first few weeks of rehearsal. It's almost a necessity to be able to…

At Christmas last year a young cousin (partially removed, etc etc) started on a list of all the One Direction items she got for Christmas. It went on for 10 minutes. She spoke of both the band and her band related items in a way that I've only ever witnessed with addicts going through withdrawal talking about the…

I have a history of panic attacks that got pretty violent. I've ended up with a black eye every now and again because I couldn't control myself when they happened and I would end up pretty bruised and beaten. (Therapy, meds, and good support system so I'm on the road to recovery!) I would go to work with a black…

Can't watch with sound because work. What does this guy do for a living to pay for the house and all it's feline accessories?

My thoughts exactly! I cringe when I see plaid skirts. I wore one for 13 years. THIRTEEN. Every day. With itchy knee highs, buckled shoes, and an ugly v-kneck sweater that was made from recycled plastic. Whenever I see someone in a plaid skirt I know immediately that they didn't go to Catholic school.

It's true. That's why I waited til college to start dating.

I ended a friendship with someone because she wanted to stop at the Vera Bradley store after we got our nails done at the mall.

I'm more of a modern-day serial killer fanatic myself, so I hear ya on the search history. John Wayne Gacy and Dahmer and my two faves (that sounds awful, but I'm sure you get what I'm saying). JWG was executed when I was a kid growing up in Chicago, so his media popularity is what got me on this sick, sick, train…

That's the cleanest frat I've ever seen! I used to walk two miles back to my dorm if I had to pee when I was visiting my friend who lived in a frat in college.

something something Jay Cutler something something GO BEARS!

Ugh. I hate this so much. I eat a pretty grain/dairy free diet cause otherwise I'm covered in hives, so I follow a lot of hippie blogs, and am probably an amateur hippie myself. I love coconut oil and probiotics and a clean diet and all that shit. But you can bet your ass I am pro vaccine. I've worked in schools…