I think this letter is a whole ton of garbage. But I do have to say that I think the part on being healthy was actually handled quite well. I don't think it hinted at thinness. I mean, maybe with the exercise part, but she's not saying "don't be a fatty for polish week!"

This reminds me of the time I was 12 years old and alone on an overseas flight and the 20 year old Brit next to me drank about 15 airplane bottles of vodka and just kept slur-shouting to me "Your country won't let me do this once we land!"

The best thing that ever happened to me, no matter how much I hate getting up at 6am, was finding a full-time job in my field. I didn't realize what a shitty life I was living until I started getting a steady paycheck. At the age of 30! I'm now playing catch-up for all those years where I didn't have control of my…

This is the exact conversation that happens in our house every 2 weeks! Haha.

I'm so sorry for what you're going through! I know your pain all too well in recent years. I am not mocking your choice in TV at all. I spent my month-long break up (full disclosure, we did get back together) watching documentaries about serial killers because it was the one genre where I knew I wasn't going to run…

What the fuck?!?! I had a HUGE crush on Dave Grohl as a teen. Not a huge Foo Fighters fan anymore and probably wouldn't pay money to see them play. But now that I read that (and checked the webs for confirmation because, WHAT?!) I have ZERO respect for that man.

Here's one of my favorites. Just a typical wikipedia article on famed philosopher Jeremy Bentham. Until you scroll to the section about the auto-icon! "Present but not voting."

At least you made arrangements! My friend had a no-kid wedding and TWO couples brought their kids anyway. It was super duper awkward for everyone. Especially because one couple was in the wedding party and there were at least three other bridal party members who had kids and left them with a sitter.

I think it's less kid-intolerance, and more parent-intolerance. I don't have kids, so I'm not claiming to be an expert. But many of my friends do and some of their kids would be on their best behavior at a wedding. But others . . . I can already picture my one friend watching her child burn down dessert table with…

I truly believe that the Museum of Science and Industry Babies in Jars exhibit, that I first saw at the young age of 5, made me who I am today.

I really shouldn't have read the part about the rabbit parts while eating my lunch.

Haha! That reminds of my college boyfriend. I was a late bloomer, and a few months after our breakup my boobs grew like 2 cup sizes. I remember texting him from Victoria Secret to tell him what he was missing out on. (I wasn't quite the feminist I am now . . . )

Yes! When my boyfriend and I broke up for 5 weeks I lost close to 20 lbs. I spent my lunch breaks crying on the phone to my girlfriends while chain smoking American Spirits (cause they're the healthier cigarette, duh). On the weekends I drank vodka-sodas til I puked and then cried on the couch while watching…

Perhaps you are recalling the nearby cemetary Burr Oak http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burr_Oak_…

Unless there is a united front against the resident office asshole, one can never truly know. I'm fortunate enough to work within a united front. Also, our asswad smells like he just came from the strip club, so it's a given.

I only listen to Christmas music loudly because I share an office with our resident Dick. I figure if I leave it on loud enough he'll leave and do his work somewhere else. I'll have the place to myself again, at which point I can change stations and listen to stuff I actually like.

How does one come about a photo like this? A search for "Naked in people in bed eating salad" ?

I hate the popped collar. Why do rich women pop their collars? Can someone explain this to me?

Oh man! I guess a medical condition is acceptable. I wish him (and you!) a healing gut.

Haha! I guess that is a good measure. Maybe things will change if we get married :) I think I was just scarred from the last relationship I was in where dude would tell me about his shit (actual shit) all the time. I decided I needed a fart-free relationship for once!