Imprisoning them would cost the taxpayer even more money, just fine them for the cost of the operation, which probably gets into the 10s of thousands of dollars.

I feel like I wanna just rage here for a while...

But, but that doesn't have the same bitrate as real life!

Now this is "art"!

"Let me look that up before I look like moron."

"Awesome, a Metroid mod! I'm playing a Metroid mod of Spelunky! So it's all Metroid themed with Metroid stuff and Metroidy things! METROIIIIID!