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I could never rise to Monica Lewinsky’s level of magnanimity.

Here is one of the most poorly kept culinary secrets in America  You can’t make macaroni and cheese without Velveeta. I mean, sure it is possible. But it won’t taste right.   

I feel like I need a clarification here. Within this article and even within the comments (like yours, but I don’t mean to pick on you specifically), everyone’s shitting on “American cheese.” But does everyone actually mean the individually-wrapped, processed cheese product of Kraft Cheese slices and their ilk, or are

Unless NYT readers are prepared to hunt and forage on their own and eat raw meat right after the kill, almost all food is processed either by manufacturers or us. That’s a good thing!

Reeves should have taken a page from Bryant’s book on that—or maybe just get back to focusing on seeing Mississippi through this global health crisis. I believe it’s called “priorities.”

......Except First In Cousins

calling the former commander of the USSR Theodore Roosevelt

I’m pretty tired of people shitting on how other people spend their time right now. “Oh, suddenly everyone’s a jogger!” “STFU about your sourdough starter!” “Who knew so many people were into knitting [eyeroll].” Lather, rinse, repeat. People have the ability to indulge their hobbies, workout routines, or start

If by ‘garbage liquid’ you mean ‘nectar of the gods’ then I’m right with you.

Guy Fieri is funny, and has questionable taste in everything, and is fun to make fun of, but insufferable douche, how? As far as I can tell, he goes around the country giving free publicity to small businesses, and is just all around relentlessly positive. His look is funny, his menus are funny, but he seems like an

the article about IVF treatments being paused/deemed nonessential got pleeeenty of blowback for similar reasons, and is a more apt comparison.

It’s really, really hard to absorb the magnitude of loss that is happening right now. Multiple family members have had COVID (or suspect they did) but fortunately everyone has made it through without needing hospitalization, so the impact is more mental/psychic, and economic. I have clients stuck in jail who aren’t

Open concept is bullshit. Here’s why.

You don’t find the way she talks about it at all concerning? How about her threatening to kill him and him wanting to divorce her and gtfo. That woman loves those big cats more than a heroin addict loves an ounce of dope, I wager she’d do just about anything to hang onto that shit-hole ‘sanctuary’.

I fucking hate Jeff Lowe and his stupid headgear. Good to see Lauren “got back in the gym” after having that pesky baby - where’s that super hot nanny Jeff thought he deserved, because god forbid he be forced to have to gaze upon an unattractive female in his own home! God I fucking hate him.

Did Carole Baskin kill her husband, shove his body into a meat grinder, and feed it to her tigers?

Why did one of my Black friends (who I’ve known since high school) post on FB about “I don’t trust it;that looks too much like a microchip and they’re probably trying to tag us?”

IVF during normal times is, quite frankly, a luxury only extremely well-off individuals have access to. IVF during a pandemic should not be prioritized over savings lives. This is time of great sacrifice for everyone.

It’s them primo pizzas that New Yorkers and Chicagoans are always raving about. They’re full of them juices that causes a chemical reaction in the brain that makes them think anyone else cares about their pizza. Potent stuff, I hear.