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Hi 5 red-green color blind buddy!

Trump doesn’t care about appropriating Uno. It’s as American* as taco bowls and sombrero parties. It’s when people start counting to duo and start treating people who immigrate to the US as people that his ilk flip their shit.

At 230 in the morning, the police won’t see a rich black man driving a car he owns. They’ll see a thug driving a car he stole. Even if he really is a wealthy black man driving a car he owns.

Trump wants to change it to “One” because of DACA.

Shockingly, sometimes white people get shot by police as well. It’s just a hell of a lot less likely to happen.

“media cucks”

MY ONE ANECDOTE IS PROOF THAT THIS THING IS TRUE

Listen, chief: You LOST. Time to have someone put you down for a nap.

You’re making yourself look and sound more and more like an asshat with every single word you type, and you’re using some goofy ass-backwards reasoning that you believe - in the most amusingly inaccurate way possible - invalidates anyone who

Oh, I agree.

Logic isn’t a war of attrition. You can’t just keep doubling down on a fundamentally flawed position and claim victory when your interlocutor gives up because you’re a lost cause.

Almost certainly true; I imagine he’s also prone to using “enlightened” to describe his intellectual acumen.

I enjoy discussions like this, even if they ultimately lead to nothing but the other party revealing more about themselves than they likely intended to. That may seem silly, but there it is.

Still, I appreciate

Not actually how that works. By providing you with the situations in the referenced episodes in South Park and explaining how the attached concepts work, I provided you every bit of explanation you demanded.

You chose to ignore that, and continue to insist on an explanation that had been delivered—with evidence and

And there it is.

I believe we’re done here.

When black people carry guns out in the open, they are a menace that police shoot on site. Especially little black children with toy guns.

Who doesn’t hate liberals? Mushy centrist capitulators. They aren’t the opposite of conservatives, they’re conservatives that think they’re leftists (and aren’t leftists).

“I’m only telling you how the show works, sir.”

Hey Myles. I’ve watched South Park since it started airing in 1997. I’ve watched every single episode at least twice. I’ve seen some of them 3-5x.

Not hate. They exposed the origin stories of Scientology and Mormonism and pointed out flaws in the stories. I don’t think that’s hate. In fact, on the Mormon episode, the Mormon kid commented on how he liked his religion despite the flaws because it gave him a pretty good life. One of the show’s main characters is

I have a feeling the meltdowns will be coming from both sides.

Cue alt-right meltdown