Look, I know I’m in the Greys here in io9 and nobody will see this, but I gotta get this out. And I will continue to do so until the movie is out.

[Be a man]

I respect spoilers and like being spoiler-free.

The plans.

Pulled you out.

Think there will be a cold open for scene with Luke, then the titles for this one?

Oh, well thanks! That’s very kind of you.

Look, I can respect how much effort you’ve put into this, but I will never agree.

Michael Jai White as John Stewart or shut up and don’t make it.

My data is throttled, so this page took forever and a day to load.

That’s fucking crazy.

I know, man.

I mean, that’s a little presumptuous, dude. No one would ever buy another system ever?

But doesn’t Switch have more power than the systems that gave Dead Rising and LA Noire their tech?

I feel the same way when I see Sonic on PlayStation or Nintendo...

I mean, that last paragraph was exactly why I was hoping for a comparable Switch. Because I wouldn’t need another system.

I, too, was hoping Switch would get some real current-gen games. Now I’m more wait-and-see.

Look, pal, I’m not always the smartest guy, ok? But that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy the few times I get to ruin someone’s joke by being the Pedantic Nerd. So maybe next time you try NOT ruining my chance by posting what I was gonna post? Thanks.

The Link option is SOO easy, too.

This.