O ye of little faith...

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

This is all the proof you really need.

Looks like his situational awareness is a bit...lax.

And here I thought only Bills fans reached under their clothes for a pussy during games....

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

Slid his pivot foot?!? He’s doing a fucking tap dance routine out there!

Hi there. Have not played basketball since junior high. So things could have changed...but how is that not traveling?

You are neglecting to bring into context that Benjamin Franklin, who lived his entire life at the height of slavery in America, evolved by way of his life experiences, from a man like this:

Someone always says this, and someone is always wrong. There were plenty of men of Gallico’s time that weren’t cretins. He wasn’t an actual literal caveman, which is what your asinine non-point would require. There were plenty of men during Franklin’s time that were abolitionists and suffragists, for that matter.

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

Free range Zamboni!

Is a Zamboni ever wild? Their natural habitat is an enclosed arena.

Hard to say for sure, but I thought it was 5 on 1 and 2 on the other.

Sure except for that time he held down a female trainer and teabagged her.

Bullshit. It’s clearly blue and black.

“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.

There is no angle that makes it indisputable that the kick is good. That’s why the rule exists. I think they should add lasers/lights pointing up inside the top of the posts making it easily distinguishable if it goes over or not, but football is run by morons and they won’t do that...

It was so clearly no good.

You’re right. You don’t know enough about Crawford.