Based on those vehicles with pulsing basses that show off on the streets of the 'in'-neighborhood, I see (hear) an negative correlation between the price of the sound system and the quality of music that is being played...

One could further reduce that to one REALLY important phrase: "biiru kudasai".

'...salt and sugar residue': can't have been proper beer then.

No, Dave, I can't release your iPhone from the dock. This would jeopardize the mission.

America isn't 'stuck with the cash culture' - they love their credit cards. The more the better, because you can buybuybuy, and if you've maxed out 5 cards, you just get another 5. I dare say if this country had more of a cash culture, personal debt would not be at the staggering magnitude at which it is!

There are no re-arrangements. These are new features of the world!

It's all those manicured dark green lawns that swallow the light.

...and here's the perfect antithesis to that.

Good thinking! I assume that expressions like 'newly renovated' rub you the wrong way, too.

we don't have gold stars any longer - THAT'S WHY we complain...

Old technique - the ancient Greeks actually used mortar made like this for their stone buildings.

Interesting, very interesting..., but they won't fool me...

YOU might have a nice spy drone, but I have a vierling in by backyard...

That Impala song is kind of catchy, but - isn't that pretty much the style that was already present on the Sgt. Pepper album, or the White Album? In other words, it's not really innovative, I dare say.

Just imagine, in ten years' time we'll look back like this at Google, Facebook, Pandora, etc.

... but he's still driving only a Mondeo...

You mean there are more seats behind first class? Oh - I must have failed to notice this while sipping my welcome champagne.

try Best Buy, for example.

Can those headphones reproduce something along 30kHz for that dog's ears? That would justify them.

This increasing trend for tracking really pisses me off, and I think more people should resists this. Nearly every store now wants to scan in your driver's license when you return merchandise. No - this is my id, and you can look at it to make sure that I am the person, but that's it. Usually, managers back down when…