Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

Hey Candace!  Kiss my lesbian ass!

Likewise, it is my sincere Christmas wish that she blow all of this straight out her ass.

Non-white Santa, whaaaa??

“Why is this so hard for people to understand?? I love everyone, even the sinners who will go to Hell for all eternity, which is what my religion says will happen to the gays. Now give me your money!!” - Candace Cameron Bure, probably.

Never having fired a handgun in my life, and even though I know that’s a Walther PP-esque pocket handgun with a relatively low-powered cartridge, I can still tell that’s the stupidest way to hold that thing if you intend to fire it, lady.

They look a lot like these assholes. Not literally, but their general vibe feels very similar.

Oh, I can hear it now...

Nothing says medieval Europe like year old black jeans pantaloons

They are married so, presumably, they have had sexual intercourse but I feel like that picture alone existing means they will somehow still always be virgins. 

Nothing says Epic Fantasy Backdrop like suburban Dubuque, Iowa.

I remember they used to put out super long video reviews smugly nitpicking every detail of each episode, and like you said, this was back in the earlier seasons when everyone almost uniformly agreed that the show was great.

They made a website back in 1999 for a fantasy novel series with two books in it. These are the kind of people that weird obsessive behavior should be expected from, the real-life inspiration for characters like Comic book Guy.

The amazing part of this is that Republicans tend to be white and rural, two things that make you less likely to die of COVID.

fact-checkers for A Feast For Crows (which gives us pause because, again, Westeros is not real)

Martin did give a pretty nice view of the subject back in 2013:

Reminder, these aren’t just random bloggers. These are Martin’s personal fact checkers. They see more of his work in progress than his editors and as Martin has gotten and gets older have placed themselves in a position to shape Martin’s work to their whims since he goes to them to keep the continuity straight as he…

Jesus. It makes me want to actually watch House of the Dragon just to support this apparently too-inclusive casting that people are bitching about.