It’s gonna be worth it for that moment when they just start to realize that maybe the Snyder cut isn’t going to be everything they hoped it would be. Read more

I can already see the YouTube neckbeard videos: Read more

Sure, but who are we to argue with the opinions of the fine folks at the Götesborgs Posten.

After Criterion lost the Blu-Ray rights to The Third Man after just six months, I was like screw it, if something comes out in a physical format and I think I want it, I’m buying it. 

and if there are wolves, will they be able to levitate things as the title implies? Read more

Peter Beagle’s novel is not really a fantasy book in the traditional sense. For one, there’s no real secondary world, like Middle-earth or Earthsea. It’s also extremely meta, with the characters frequently acknowledging they’re in a story, and references to contemporary pop culture and historical figures, as well as… Read more

This is why I will never stop buying physical media. 

I’d suggest you hire a lawyer and sue Orion Pictures for false advertising, if they hadn’t already gone bankrupt almost thirty years ago. (And I wonder why that happened?)

I have a much better all-around suggestion:

Eh, it’s probably just on the HBO Max service, though my understanding is that if you have any kind of HBO subscription (cable, satellite, Internet) you automatically get HBO Max for free.

It turns out the wolves were the friends we made along the way

It’s why it confuses me that Microsoft has a Xbox, Xbox One, Xbox One X, and Xbox Series X. Grandma only has to go way out of her way to fuck one of those up. Otherwise, there’s a 67% chance grandma is buying the wrong system for Christmas. Read more

Beagle may have gotten ripped off by the film producers, but that’s no reason to trash some soft-rock band. Read more

You’d think that growing up in the golden age of widescreen movie formats, they’d understand what the bars were for. Read more

It’s a perfectly cromulent product. 

There was an edited version on HBO in the ‘80s that removed the PG swears and cut one of the musical numbers for time. I don’t know if this version was ever released on video.

True (and you gotta love those trainwreck Photoshopped covers of obscure movies), but they were just copying the Blockbuster Video era philsophy of “people only rent movies because they have their favorite stars in them, you gotta put big headshots of the stars on the covers or they’ll never notice them” that ruined…

Hunh? The Last Unicorn doesn’t have anything to do with Kimba. 

The fact that the people who made Ratatöing clearly thought that the rat’s name in Ratatouille was “Ratatouille” is perfect, beautiful, and awesome. 

America is what 1970s Neil Young would’ve sounded like after falling down in an RV shower from an aneurism during a gas leak.