"Hippie Johnny" (2005)
Hippie Johnny’s Farm-Fresh Auto Parts. “You show me a kid who doesn’t love to put brake pads in a box and I’ll show you a kid who doesn’t know what fun is.”
"The Gas Station Dogs" (2002)
“And can you name me one two-and-a-half minute rock and roll song that has fifteen characters in it?”
"Mother 13" (2002)
Back in the early ‘00s you may have seen them headlining the 102 FM Vanilla Coke Garden Party at Altel Pavillion, Cleveland’s Heineken Chips Ahoy Fun Rally, Roanoke’s Earthlink Pringles Summer Slam Jam, and multiple dates on the Taco Bell Muy Caliente Second Stage at the Jeep Outdoor Festival with Train and Sheryl…
"Smirnoff Ice" (2001)
With H. Jon Benjamin as Greg Baron, Regional Sales Director for Smirnoff Ice in the Tri-State Area. Smirnoff Ice. A great product. Smirnoff Ice. I’m gonna send you Smirnoff Ice. I can send you a truckload of Smirnoff Ice. I can send you ten cases of Smirnoff and you can do what you want with it. It’s a great drink.…
Another lovers' day, another cracked-up night. Every night I say, the Light is Coming
Art by Kelly Knowles.
A Storm Is Coming
Three days into spring and the iPhone doomsday whistle is already going off. Lightning strikes twenty miles to the north, sunshine and pleasant breezes down here. Severe thunderstorm alert until midnight. I guess I should put a spare mattress by the bathtub, just in case.
Zack Snyder Enters The ClickHole Zone
Three years on, Zack Snyder is still upset about fan reactions to Ben Affleck’s murder-happy caped crusader in Batman V. Superman. From CBR.com:
“Welcome to Night Shade”
I hear podcasts are big these days.
Alien as a High School Play
Eat your hearts out, Max Fischer Players. (With embryonic xenomorphs.)
Time For Breakfast
Man, grape jam, man, that’s the best part, grape jam!
Among a sea of smiling faces (it's a way I've never felt)
If you can dig a bg enough whole to bury all your youth...
It's A Sprawl World After All
The Mouse’s face was on the room’s enormous gray wall screen. He could see the pores in the rodent’s nose. The black pupils were the size of pillows.
Philip K. Dick: A Day in the Afterlife (1994)
Interview with Mike Hodel, 1977.
There's no way out of here. When you come in, you're in for good.
Patrick McGoohan, born this day in New York City, 1928.
"That was some outfit he wore."
“But things got really out of hand tonight… There was a big talent show, and I worked really hard all day getting my Van Morrison impression down… I wanted to replicate him when he sang “Caravan” with the Band during The Last Waltz? So I borrowed this older female passenger’s purple pantsuit, and I made it into the…
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