Uncle Simon.

First world problems. 

These talking heads are saying the King is only playing a game of four-dimensional chess.

You’re Pink, and we’re here to help. 

By now you should all be under my power.

(Not one of LightningLouie’s bookshelves, but a remarkable likeness nonetheless.)

It’ll be 70º on Monday. Texas in January.

I used to recite this from memory to friends and they’d stare at me like I was insane.