“Honey, why are you revving the truck in the driveway? It’s been hours.”

But the EMALS!

Dude. DUDE. Foxtrotalpha tries so, so, so so so so SOOOOOOO so very hard to be apolitical and to provide even-handed military analysis. That’s why it’s been so worthy of reading. This is a great article that follows in that tradition. Tyler and Terrell have done really bang-up jobs of running a really informative…

If Obama’s administration was amateur hour. What’s that make Trump’s? I am thinking what ever the political equivalent of this gif is.

But how can they watch a film about a giant businessbaby in charge and not be reminded of the present news cycle? I almost think it’s because of the similarity that they’re drawn to it.

People will do anything to get away from the present news cycle?

Join me in puppy-loving misanthropy, Spaceman!

Looking at Life in Aggro strip (which I am assuming has to do more with the lack of manuals than buying a game before owning the console), I can sympathize with the state of manuals. I mean, look at this manual for the original NES Metroid, for instance...

Oh I know that, but in the interest of saving time I just lumped him in there. He acts like a spoiled ass billionaire, but if he really was he’d release those tax returns to show how much $$$ he has and brag about how successful he is. But when his tax returns show that he only makes about $67,000 he won’t be able…

That’s a really good ‘shop if you compare it with the original photo...

That’s a good point I have astigmatism and my current lenses aren’t entirely in agreement with my prescription so maybe my problem is that my left eye sees this a bit askew. Maybe everyone is CGI

I mean we only hear about the tech they want us to hear about

Only 10, much to the Navy’s dismay (plus 9 Wasp/America class LHD/LHA, which with a full load of F-35Bs will be potent carriers in their own right). Ford is scheduled to be commissioned next year, which will bring us back to 11.

“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”

“I suppose you could go all Judgy McJudgerson on TaZzeRK for doing nothing but play a video game for six months,”

“The year was 1914, on the scorching planes of north africa, I remember it like it was yesterday. The Ottomans held fast against our lines and we feared our unit would not last the night. That was when Sergeant Reginald proposed a brilliant plan to breach their defenses. I told him there was no chance of our tank…

To stop it’s cleaning cycle and send it back to it’s charging port, you growl at it...

Patriots IT Guy - “Not sure what the problem is, maybe we can try bouncing the server.”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Imagine the aliens who one day eons from now discover that thousands of years of human civilization were destroyed in a nuclear war started by a Twitter feud.