I will stick with my Rolex

Anals not Annals? Got to check that site out....

Even his fake time slip won’t beat my buddy’s mustang that does 8's on street tires and has a special prototype supercharger built into the intake manifold. It makes 800 hp at the rear wheels and eats JDM’s for breakfast!! We get in fights after street races all the time and I have to beat up 10 or 20 guys using the…

Holy crap, I made a Jalopnik article! My life is complete.

but do we really want our cars’ A.I.s to be as quick-thinking and batshit crazy as WRC drivers

Patrick from Model Citizen is legit! He’s a great resource to diecast people. Super helpful and always has good prices.

Patrick’s a great dude, I’ve got a couple cars from him, I’m sure there will be many more. Hard to find personal service like that.

Gonna miss seeing that freedom-penis (freedom-panoz?) fly around a track penetrating it’s way through the air. It’s a shame the program has gone flaccid because others are being erected.

The remains of her dignity.

My amazon packaging:

Lol. The interview for my current job can basically be described as a bunch of questions designed to suss out if you were on mount stupid regarding cars.

Today’s fun fact: A martensitic transformation is what drives the DNA injection mechanism in viruses.

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Engineering explained....

Death like this is just so senseless. We should not act like bystanders and snub the dearly departed. They embraced each other snugly and it’s such a tragic event.

Yes. I feel we’ve all been there at some point. I thought I knew a decent amount about cars. Then I decided to read a white paper on the physics behind the Subaru AWD system and I realized how car dumb I really am.

It’s called mount stupid.

On second thoughts, let’s not go to Finland. Tis a silly place.

Finland , Finland , Finland
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping or just watch welding on T.V.
Finland , Finland , Finland
It’s the country for me

I have a friend who does artistic welding, where the bead is super important. We were at some restaurant with decorations that had been welded, and she started criticizing the finish. It was awesome.

Stuck lugnuts. On more than one car.