Oh come on. This is akin to looking at the comic book version of Captain America and saying “What are people talking about?  That doesn’t look like Chris Evans.”

- Gaunter O’Dimm, interdimensional manifistation of all evil (who may also have most recently run an unsuccessful Las Vegas rebuilding effort in the wake of a worldwide health crisis)

Tried putting in a pic but it’s not working.

Maybe I’m not hip to reality TV, but....what’s the scandal? Isn’t this the kind of stuff producers love?

Rick Scott reminds me of Kane from Poltergeist. Like his skin is just seconds away from splitting off his face.

Reminds me of people who think The Police’s “Every Breath You Take” is romantic.

All she needs now is a Devil Dinosaur.

I heard this in Hank Hill’s voice.

52% of white women voted for Trump. I just can’t...I just can’t even...I’m shattered.

“Nice catch Baez, don’t ever ****ing do it again.”