When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.

I saw you push you sister, so give me the doll and go sit in time out for 2 minutes.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Should’ve let Rudolph play those reindeer games.

“monkey bar daters” Before they let go of the last person they make sure they’ve got a secure grip on another one in front of them.

All choices have consequences.

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What a creative way to save taxpayer money! Other things that are not real and therefore do not require time and/or effort:

My statement (I have no “argument”. There is literally nothing to argue about. You are wrong. Pure and simple. The woman in question was not a “white lady.”) about THIS incident is invalid because in another, totally unrelated incident, involving completely different people and in a completely different setting, the…

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”... and the dumpster fire will whisper “No.”

Elektra isn’t even a dumpster fire of a movie; a dumpster fire would have a more coherent plot than Elektra.

I have seen this thinking in my friends and associates. It is a trap.
If you are still happy with your wife now, then don’t obsess over imaginary wife. If you have problems with your real wife (even if they are that you need more from her), then those are things she should be hearing about.
30 year old you SHOULD have a…