Cast the new neighbor as, you guessed it... Frank Stallone.

Now that’s a sitcom I’d watch!

If they can get Rosanne Barr as the female interest the plan will be complete.

A reboot wouldn’t need Richardson, because it’s obvious that at least some time in the intervening 25 years, Jill Taylor 100% would have wised up and left her asshat of a husband. Tim Taylor in 2024 is definitely a divorced sad dad living bitterly alone, unable to grasp how his current state of a affairs is a direct…

He was a jailhouse snitch, being a rat is bad enough but now he’s Mr. Moral Majority, and there are several accounts of him being a terrible person and terrible to work with, particularly to women, so which of those do you want to pick?

I love that there are people on this planet who have thoroughly digested all 8 seasons of fucking Home Improvement and want to continue the adventure.

Tim Allen is a coke snitch, always worth remembering, really sad the reaper took John Ritter instead of him

Or a good Key and Peele sketch.

I can only recall two. The Shinning and The Green Mile. From the King I’ve scene or read he tends to favor another bad trope. The magical mentally handicapped person

Tom Sawyer?!?! #notmyleague

*Spike Lee angrily tweets about The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen*

Paltrow is just like the AV Club commentariat: she has strong opinions about herbs.

Like everyone said, no one with a heart wishes cancer on this woman and hopefully she makes a full recovery. I’m just surprised that no one has mentioned that when MM suffered a miscarriage and was suicidal, the royal family did f*** all to offer her time to heal privately. They fully expected her to go out and…

Fascinating to see how this has already altered the media narrative in exactly the way the palace will have wanted... now, of course, anyone who ever questioned the official story (and its terribly staged and/or photoshopped images) is clearly a heartless, uncaring individual because this poor woman has cancer, how…

If Kate didn’t want to be in the public eye, why did she marry into the royal family whose only job is to be in the public eye?

If Kate didn’t want to be in the public eye then why did she release a badly photoshopped photo of herself? She could have just gone completely silent for a few weeks, but she chose not to.

I’d read somewhere that the rumors were that she’d had a hysterectomy, and now the cancer diagnosis. It hits close to home for me. My wife had one earlier this year. No cancer was found, thankfully, but we’re not done — she’s due for a mastectomy later this year as well. All preventative.

I think the word “committee” implies a group that includes stakeholders with little-to-no artistic vision or creativity. Professional movies and TV shows are already collaborations, so I don’t think sneering at “made by committee” devalues collaborative work at all. Rather, it recognizes that the starting point, the…

Same.  She’s a loon, but dill is poison.

I also don’t care for Gwyneth outside of specific roles/projects, and I despise everything Goop, but I agree that dill is disgusting outside of pickling cucumbers. And basil is a perfectly cromulent favorite herb.