I love reminding natcons that the United States Military is the most expansive, well/over-funded socialist program in the history of the world.

They’re kissing. Everybody’s kissing.

It’s a slight spoiler, but Side Effects is an especially good one since it bends genres rather deftly.

Sorry honey, we only just learned about electoral politics in 2016, the first ever election where the popular vote didn’t match the electoral vote. /s

Some people can write bangers, and even play an instrument, but don’t sing well. Some folks can sing really well but write for shit. As long as there’s been music there’s been not writing “your own fucking song”.

In terms of gay celebrity significant others, congrats to Underwood for going non-standard?

I’ll be dead in the cold ground before I recognize non-Galilean moons!

We saw him in Phoenix at a one of the biggest indoor venues in the state, so even doubtful on the “soft launch”, likely a “expanded his tour because every show sold out”.

While it’s good for us vaccinated, I really hope I don’t need ICU/Critical care for anything else while the unvaxxed fill up the hospitals. Which, to be fair, I really hope I don’t need that level of care outside of pandemic times either.

I’d certainly let him give me the Reacher-round

There’s a two step process in “Do I help out my sibling/loved-one in a situation where they broke the law?”

“Hey Dex, a good third of my scenes this season are shots of me looking at incriminating evidence involving you being a murderer, possibly serial killer ...But you got my ass out of the fire for that murder you committed so I’ll let it slide.” Quinn at the end of season 5, basically.

Brave of them to adapt that scene from Evil Dead into a Christmas romcom.

~Guilty

Homer Simpson is a brilliant man with lots of well-thought-out, practical ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company. And his personal hygiene is above reproach.

My only issue would be with that driver, I have no tears for those cheaters.

I’m not a Swiftie, though know enough about her discography to not be completely in the dark, but it’s hard to read these lyrics and not think “It’s not that deep, fam”. There’s just so much about her songwriting style that makes me appreciate the singles she puts out but know that there are relatively few worthwhile…

I wish I could forget that scene so I can experience it new every time I watch it.

Halfway through the season we realize it’s just a screenplay that Roman’s been writing as a pitch for a Fatal Attraction series for Paramount+. Which we should have picked up on as it’s been very meticulous in how the microwave is described.