Ahem, his poor, sexually-unsatisfied doctor wife, thank you very much.

That’s actually pretty tidy and straightforward. Kudos to you, hackers.

It’s a Schrodinger. Good if he’s just fattening his pockets and wants to rest his laurels on his millions. Bad if he’s fattening a battle fund to inundate political markets and aid in the overthrow of democracy. History says it’s probably the former,  but we’ll see what happens.

Rule 1 of guns: Do not point a gun at a person unless you’re willing to kill them

Boomers: Why kids no like play? Why kids phone all time? Kids now snowflakes, when kid I drink hose, I eat mud.
Also Boomers (and those that wish to become as Boomer): Why kids outside? Why kids not constantly supervised?

Joke’s on you, Stewart, I’m into that.

Being married to a billionaire probably helps, too.

Hardly a grift. They’re asking you if you’d like it medium or large (as opposed to a small, the default). All the menus I’ve seen (and I’ll begrudgingly admit, I see many) show that medium and large cost extra.

Do not do this if you have a latex allergy. On top of the other reasons one might also not want to do this.

Their gut environments probably killed off all the bad stuff, sure.

After playing 3, I’ve killed that Asari every single time (except for my very first paragon in Legendary) because of that. It almost makes Renegade!Shep justified in the fact that most renegade options are Shep asking you while waving a gun at you.

I mean Asari live for over a millennia, and Liara was just barely 100 in ME1 and played a role in, essentially, setting up the program as a backup in case the reaper war didn’t end well for the Milky Way.

If we’re going with organizations with a troubling pasts, didn’t Gawker (GMG’s progenitor, the latter of which owns AVClub), didn’t Gawker express, under oath, the importance of keeping video of child-sexual abuse online if it’s newsworthy?

I mean, I guess in saying this you’re owning your cynicism? Like, I get it, it’s your job. But blog-articles like these make the site feel a lot less genuine, and reacting with such a blasé attitude makes the “GMG Editorial is probably forcing them to write about this” rationalization a lot of us have over that, less…

Burgess probably hasn’t commented on it because he knows it’s a fucking dumb “controversy”.

Listen mister, Space Japan is still recovering.

I don’t know, Nilus. Why should I believe you? You’re Hitler!

Listen, it might seem tough to say you’re “not intimidated”, but if you’re not realistic about the size of the dong you’re encountering and your own capabilities, then you’re in a bad time.

I, for one, wouldn’t mind an FBI warning if I accidentally click a link to a USA Today article.

Definitely wouldn’t mind giving him a hand...