Some pig.

Yeah, the oatmeal “mash” description had me thinking “This is someone understanding how to eat oatmeal”

MCR is prog dressed up in emo, let’s admit it.

Grammarly? That that one extension that helps you develop your grammar to be effective, whether in an office setting or asking that barista out on a date? No thank you. I’d rather be single and jobless.

Nah, but the upcoming breakdown of the Dawes Masterclass definitely is.

It’s basically the Adventures of Young Grunkle Stan, it’s great.

He literally made no big deal about it and waited around for a bit like everyone else. I mean, haven’t you done the thing where your group of friends decides to go out to eat, you get there first and find out the wait time is longer than you’d like but you still wait in line while your friends check out the wait at…

Basically everything else that isn’t the butthole. 

Hey now, that intimates that Zap at least is into foreplay.

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Better than getting hit by one of those hacking Jokers. “I’m in your clubs, killing your twoz” indeed.

My parking spot at work is right next to a gym, so I can raid from my car when I get to work, when I leave work, or during lunch, if there’s one going on. Before pandemic my twice-weekly watering hole was also a gym.

Every comments section I see that’s not “Gee, sure wish I could get one. Fuck those scalper parasites” is an industry plant.

Keep it vague

Phoenix was a test market. I don’t know if it was a bonus for being a test market, but the Sponsored Gifts were pretty swanky. Like, rare candies and 1k stardust along with standard balls and berries.

My work limits what medical insurance will payout if you’re at fault in a car accident where it can be demonstrated you were distracted by your phone. Once you can go into your neighborhood pharmacy and get a walk-in COVID vaccine, I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw insurers limit coverage for COVID-related health…

At an awards ceremony celebrating acting? At which she was up for her 8th award at said annual ceremony? Quelle suprise!

Conservatives: I’m getting COVID and consuming unhealthy amounts of Red Meat to own the libs

Let’s be fair here, they don’t care in the least about the constitution or the free market unless they can use it to defend their bigotry and ridiculousness.

The primary driver for this gay guy getting vaccinated is so that I could start eating out.