Here’s the thing, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being an ally. Claiming to be Latina while facing none of the issues that our (Latino here) community faces were she to choose to do it, that’s the issue.

Don’t.

Yeah, my first reaction to seeing the picture was “That girl looks sinister, I love it!”

They should definitely wait until after inauguration. Preemptive pardoning, much more preemptive self-pardoning, is very iffy and I’d love to see it tried in court for this very reason, especially as he’ll no longer be in a position where we could executive privilege/pardon out people rolled into the investigation.

Pretty sure that’s how Cain and Abel started

Funny, my parents grew up food insecure and dirt poor and turned out the opposite. Then again they’re pretty decent cooks, so they never really tried to push the weird social dynamics of enjoying food on me and my sister. Hell, they’d even adjust their recipes (usually involving setting aside a bit of sauce) for us to…

I believe that’s Trump’s personal credo. Someone else’s children, his own, etc.

Mmm, yeah, take that shit over here... please

What I want to know is how the hell Giuliani hasn’t been disbarred by now?

I agree with you about Pine being the What-A-Burger but you’re dead wrong about What-A-Burger!

There’s also people like Keenan or Darrel Hammond where shows like SNL are really their calling rather than a stepping stone, and when they’re on they’re damn good.

Thank you, Baby Boomer Santa

On one hand I want him around for a couple more election cycles absolutely wrecking the primaries, losing (because he’s a loser) and having his cultists sit out every general election because they’re “unfair”. On the other hand, him stirring up insurrection and making outright white nationalism an in vogue thing again…

Also bonus, guaranteed Aidy skit every week.

Phoebe Bridgers did an update on that on her Christmas EP too

For eating? Or for blowing up?

Ah, so we’re at the 30 Rock B-plot level of show ideas. Can’t wait for God Cop

I can’t imagine typing “Correlation does not equal causation” and nitpicking the Takeout writeup and avoiding even looking at the linked paper.

All these guesses are hypotheses. I suggest you test them out on your own after giving the paper a thorough read to see the controls to make sure that all your guesses weren’t taken into account.

How about “made whoopie to my penis”?