What I want to know is how the hell Giuliani hasn’t been disbarred by now?

I agree with you about Pine being the What-A-Burger but you’re dead wrong about What-A-Burger!

There’s also people like Keenan or Darrel Hammond where shows like SNL are really their calling rather than a stepping stone, and when they’re on they’re damn good.

Thank you, Baby Boomer Santa

On one hand I want him around for a couple more election cycles absolutely wrecking the primaries, losing (because he’s a loser) and having his cultists sit out every general election because they’re “unfair”. On the other hand, him stirring up insurrection and making outright white nationalism an in vogue thing again…

Also bonus, guaranteed Aidy skit every week.

Phoebe Bridgers did an update on that on her Christmas EP too

For eating? Or for blowing up?

Ah, so we’re at the 30 Rock B-plot level of show ideas. Can’t wait for God Cop

I can’t imagine typing “Correlation does not equal causation” and nitpicking the Takeout writeup and avoiding even looking at the linked paper.

All these guesses are hypotheses. I suggest you test them out on your own after giving the paper a thorough read to see the controls to make sure that all your guesses weren’t taken into account.

How about “made whoopie to my penis”?

Gay America is sorry to hear that you were not satisfied with your recent order of Mediocre White Man, but the product clearly matches the item description and your refund request is DENIED

Scuttlebutt is that he was offered OMB but declined due to wanting to be Ambassador to China.

We could make this a backhandeed compliment and say that she is peerless...

I mean it’s a job for hundreds of people that could quite easily be upended if one of the stars gets the virus. 

Oh no!

That Wolf Parade album was the weakest they’ve put out.

Hard same on sapphire rings.

Many Clevelander grew up working out on the boats, a true tug jobber, and ending up with a hearty Cleveland Steamer