How about “made whoopie to my penis”?

Gay America is sorry to hear that you were not satisfied with your recent order of Mediocre White Man, but the product clearly matches the item description and your refund request is DENIED

Scuttlebutt is that he was offered OMB but declined due to wanting to be Ambassador to China.

We could make this a backhandeed compliment and say that she is peerless...

I mean it’s a job for hundreds of people that could quite easily be upended if one of the stars gets the virus. 

Oh no!

That Wolf Parade album was the weakest they’ve put out.

Hard same on sapphire rings.

Many Clevelander grew up working out on the boats, a true tug jobber, and ending up with a hearty Cleveland Steamer

There was Frasier’s building nemesis for that season, and his mom who dated Martin for a little bit.

I hope her deep dark secret is so good that I’ll have to kill for her againwe’ll do whatever it takes, hypothetically, to keep it that way

This is way too meta, now. O’Neal, show yourself!

C’est la drole

I want to go to there

No one who speaks German could be an evil man

Gorsuch is the only half-decent one. But Kavanaugh and Coat-Hanger Barret know that there’d be a movement to get them impeached should they do anything like corrupting the will of the people, and they’re not going to risk that until they get their gross-ass shot at Roe v Wade.

Yeah, the later seasons just wasted the on-screen talent. Rutina Wesley/Tara, for instance, deserved so much better as an actor/character.

I mean there’s a market opening up with the F&F series ending.

Given that the United States is a developed country, the Pfizer vaccine is likely to be quite effective due to us having infrastructure global-south countries do not. I could see if you were complaining about vaccine deployment in sub-Saharan Africa, but this is just cretinous contrarianism.

When I heard that he was going to get a re-do of being a musical guest, my guess was that maybe he was good enough to warrant it. No, no he wasn’t.